Jordan Catalano, aka Jared Leto, just won an Oscar. Upon seeing him on the red carpet my mom stated, “Wash your hair. It’s the Oscars.” She may have a point. But the scruffy yet always handsome Leto made a pretty great 20 minute acceptance speech, thanking his mom for making him dream big, reaching out to those in Ukraine and Venezuela, and sneaking in a reminder that he’s in a band. Pretty sure all the tweens know already Jared.